Collected Outfits of a Sloppy Lady

I really liked this outfit. I don’t know if it actually “works” but that’s not entirely my problem. 
Also I like making faces. I tried not making faces, but I hated those pictures. 

Shirt - Walmart
Skirt - J. Crew
Shoes - Clark’s
Jun 12

I really liked this outfit. I don’t know if it actually “works” but that’s not entirely my problem.
Also I like making faces. I tried not making faces, but I hated those pictures.

Shirt - Walmart
Skirt - J. Crew
Shoes - Clark’s

I went on vacation!
And I didn’t bother taking in focus pictures. Because it was vacation time. 
Dress & Jacket - Old Navy
Sandals - Target
Pin - Mignon Faget
Jun 5

I went on vacation!
And I didn’t bother taking in focus pictures. Because it was vacation time.
Dress & Jacket - Old Navy
Sandals - Target
Pin - Mignon Faget

E! True Hollywood Story: This Photo
My dad is hiding a flask behind his back and I made a stupid decision thinking that my terrible breasts could hold up a tube dress. 
May 29

E! True Hollywood Story: This Photo

My dad is hiding a flask behind his back and I made a stupid decision thinking that my terrible breasts could hold up a tube dress. 

I wish I had a better picture of my dress, bc it’s boss and I got tons of compliments, but it was an outfit I wore to a funeral and frankly I’m exhausted. Tulip dresses are adorbs and work with my body type, but shows more thigh than I like to show in a pew next to my grandmother. Oh wells. 

Dress- Pim&Larkin @ piperlime 
Shoes- target
Earrings- loft
May 28

I wish I had a better picture of my dress, bc it’s boss and I got tons of compliments, but it was an outfit I wore to a funeral and frankly I’m exhausted. Tulip dresses are adorbs and work with my body type, but shows more thigh than I like to show in a pew next to my grandmother. Oh wells.

Dress- Pim&Larkin @ piperlime
Shoes- target
Earrings- loft

Family portrait day at the beach. My sister is gorgeous y’all. 
And as the title of this blogs states, yeah I’m a sloppy lady and you can see me adjusting my boob in that picture. 
Me:
Shirt and dress/skirt - Gap
Necklace - Target
Sister:
Dress - Banana Republic
Necklace -J.Crew
Watch -Marc Jacobs
Perfect Genes - God (and a full on addiction to crossfit)
May 20

Family portrait day at the beach. My sister is gorgeous y’all.
And as the title of this blogs states, yeah I’m a sloppy lady and you can see me adjusting my boob in that picture.
Me:
Shirt and dress/skirt - Gap
Necklace - Target
Sister:
Dress - Banana Republic
Necklace -J.Crew
Watch -Marc Jacobs
Perfect Genes - God (and a full on addiction to crossfit)

I call this— I just can’t right now. You guys, I just can’t. 

Shirt - Target (I would not recommend. I bought it bc it looks almost like this JCrew shirt I love, but the easiness of the JCrew shirt is what I love about it. This shirt is a headache. I can’t explain why, but it’s cut is just a little off and the gathered part is just a little too high. Ugh. Then again, I’m over everything right now so this shirt may be a victim of that.)
Skirt - Sabine
Shoes - Nine West
Necklace - Loft
Beer - Shiner’s Ruby Redbird. (I DEFINITELY RECCOMEND)
May 9

I call this— I just can’t right now. You guys, I just can’t.

Shirt - Target (I would not recommend. I bought it bc it looks almost like this JCrew shirt I love, but the easiness of the JCrew shirt is what I love about it. This shirt is a headache. I can’t explain why, but it’s cut is just a little off and the gathered part is just a little too high. Ugh. Then again, I’m over everything right now so this shirt may be a victim of that.)
Skirt - Sabine
Shoes - Nine West
Necklace - Loft
Beer - Shiner’s Ruby Redbird. (I DEFINITELY RECCOMEND)

It’s raining, which makes my hair look like cooked noodles, and slicks my face up (like it needs any help) but I still like this outfit. Also, I left my glasses at the office. Womp womp. :/

Dress and blazer - Target
May 2

It’s raining, which makes my hair look like cooked noodles, and slicks my face up (like it needs any help) but I still like this outfit. Also, I left my glasses at the office. Womp womp. :/

Dress and blazer - Target

Dreary Mondays were brightened by a red lipstick and cat blouse.
Apr 29

Dreary Mondays were brightened by a red lipstick and cat blouse.

One of my coworkers admitted that she was wearing spanx but not a bra.

Apr 27
Lady Talk
Apr 26

I’ve bringing it recently. At least that is what my lady coworkers have told me. And yes, they told me this even though I’m wearing red lipstick and bright pink shoes.
Dress & Shoes- Target
Jacket- Old Navy (circa 1996, which means it is legally allowed to buy tickets to see rated R movies, have sex in every state, and is probably drinking. Holy crap I’m old)
Necklace- Amazon
Earrings- Kohls